Some rednecks invited me to smoke a blunt with them. Too bad I’m on the clock :p
I love wine because I can finish a bottle by myself without feeling like a lush
For dinner I’m eating jambalaya and potato salad with caramel rice cakes as dessert.
I’m very happy with the decisions I am making in life
"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain"
I have 2 moods.
1. I’m too high for this shit.
2. I’m not high enough for this shit.